Did you hear about the lawyer on vacation whose sailboat capsized in shark-infested waters?
He surprised his companions by volunteering to swim to a far-off shore for help.
As he swam, his companions were startled to see two dorsal fins — great white sharks — heading straight for him.
To their astonishment, the sharks allowed the lawyer to hold onto their fins and escorted him safely to shore.
When he returned with help, his companions asked how he had managed such an incredible feat.