A worried patient walked into the doctor's office and said:
"Doctor, I don't know what to do. I accidentally drank a bottle of gasoline yesterday!"
The doctor replied, "Oh, don't worry! Just remember not to smoke for the next few days."
Don't Smoke! | 千万别抽烟！
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