At a dinner party, the guest of honor was about to deliver a speech when his wife, seated at the far end of the table, sent him a note with the word "KISS" scribbled on it.
The guest beside him remarked, "Your wife must love you very much. I saw her send you a 'KISS' before your speech."
The speaker smiled and explained, "You don't know my wife. The 'KISS' she gave me stands for 'Keep It Short, Stupid.'"
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