A man sat at a bar with the saddest hangdog expression.
Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"
The man: "We had a fight, and she told me she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."
Bartender: "That should make you happy."
The man: "No, the month is up today!"
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