One day, a husband came home to his wife. She said, "Honey, I need twenty dollars to buy some meat."
"Twenty dollars! Are you crazy? Come upstairs to the bathroom. Let me show you something," he replied.
They went upstairs. He stood in front of the mirror, pulled out a twenty-dollar bill, and said, "You see that twenty in the mirror? That one's yours, and this one's mine."
The next day, after work, he came home to find the kitchen table packed with meat from end to end.
"Honey, where the hell did you get all this meat?" he asked.
"Well," she replied, "come upstairs to the bathroom. Let me show you something."
They went upstairs. She stood in front of the mirror and lifted her skirt.
"You see that one in the mirror? That one's yours, and this one's the butcher's."