A man hosted a dinner party for his colleagues, including his boss.
Throughout the meal, the host's three-year-old daughter stared intently at her father's boss seated opposite her. She was so absorbed in watching him that she barely touched her food.
The boss checked his tie, wiped his face for stray food, and patted his hair, but nothing deterred her gaze. He tried to ignore her, but eventually, her staring became too much to bear.
"Why are you staring at me?" he asked.
The table fell silent as everyone had noticed the girl's behavior and awaited her reply.
The little girl answered, "My daddy said you drink like a fish, and I don't want to miss it!"