The Anatomy Sketch | 解剖学课堂上的素描

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A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked man.

As the professor walked around the class checking the sketches, he noticed that a young female student had sketched the man with an erect penis.

The professor commented, "Oh, no, I wanted it the other way."

She replied, "What other way?"

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