Little Johnny was passing his parents' bedroom late at night, looking for a glass of water. Hearing moans and thumping sounds, he peeked in and saw his parents in the act. Before his father could react, Johnny exclaimed, "Oh, boy! Horsie ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?"
Relieved that Johnny wasn't asking more awkward questions and seeing a chance to continue uninterrupted, his dad agreed. Johnny hopped on, and his father resumed his rhythm. Soon, his mother began moaning and gasping. Johnny cried out, "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!"