A German, an Englishman, and an American are traveling on a train. They get bored and start telling each other about their families.
The German says, "I have 4 kids. One more, and they'll make a basketball team."
The Englishman says, "Huh! That's nothing. I have 10 boys. One more, and I'll be the world-champion soccer team's coach."
The American starts laughing. He says, "I've had 17 wives and no kids!! But one more wife, and I'll open a golf course!"