A drunk man called the police to report a theft from his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, even the brake pedal!" he exclaimed.
Before the police could begin their investigation, the phone rang again. "Never mind," the drunk said with a hiccup. "I got into the back seat by mistake."
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