Lewis's cousin, a farmer, ordered a high-tech milking machine. When the equipment arrived while his wife was away, he decided to test it on himself. He inserted his penis into the machine, turned it on, and the process was automatic.
He soon found the experience as pleasurable as being with his wife. However, once finished, he realized he couldn't remove the device. Reading the manual provided no help, and pressing every button was unsuccessful.
Finally, he called the supplier's customer service hotline. "Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastically, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?"
"Don't worry," replied the representative. "The machine releases automatically once it has collected two gallons."