A mother took her little boy to church. While in church, the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee."
The mother replied, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on, whenever you have to 'pee,' just tell me you have to 'whisper.'"
The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his father. During the service, he said to his father, "Daddy, I have to whisper."
The father looked at him and said, "Okay, why don't you whisper in my ear?"
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