Once a traveler wanted to visit Springfield by train. He went up to a ticket window and said to the conductor, "I want a ticket for Springfield."
"Which Springfield?" asked the conductor, "Springfield, Massachusetts; Springfield, Ohio; Springfield, Missouri; or Springfield, Illinois?"
"Well, which is the cheapest?" asked the traveler.
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