Redneck Sex Quiz | 乡村性知识趣味测试

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Study each question carefully. Then, choose the answer that seems most correct (True or False) and circle the T or F as appropriate.

  1. A clitoris is a type of flower. T F
  2. Pubic hair is a wild rabbit. T F
  3. "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird. T F
  4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe heart trouble. T F
  5. Menstrual cycle has three (3) wheels. T F
  6. A G-string is part of a violin. T F
  7. Semen is another word for "sailor". T F
  8. Anus is the Latin word for "yearly". T F
  9. Testicles are found on an octopus. T F
  10. Asphalt describes rectal troubles. T F
  11. Masturbate is used to catch large fish. T F
  12. KOTEX is a radio station in Bryan, Texas. T F
  13. Coitus is a musical instrument. T F
  14. Fetus is a character on "Gunsmoke". T F
  15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute. T F
  16. A condom is an apartment complex. T F
  17. An organism is the person who accompanies the choir in church. T F
  18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry. T F
  19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle. T F
  20. An erection is when the Japanese vote for their new government officials. T F
  21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East. T F
  22. Sodomy is a special kind of fast-growing grass. T F
  23. Pornography is the business of making record albums. T F
  24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origins. T F
  25. Douche is the Italian word for "twelve". T F
  26. An enema is someone who is not your friend. T F
  27. Ovaries are a French egg dish made with cheese. T F
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