The Jealous Wife | 吃醋的妻子

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There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find any hairs on his jacket, she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"

The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again, "She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!"

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