A bear was chasing a rabbit through the forest when they stumbled upon a magic bottle. They rubbed it, and a genie appeared.
"I will grant each of you three wishes," the genie declared.
The bear immediately wished, "I wish all the bears in this forest were female." Poof! It was done.
The rabbit said, "I wish for a motorcycle." Poof! A motorcycle appeared.
Next, the bear wished, "I wish all the bears in this country were female." Poof! It was done.
The rabbit then wished, "I wish for a lifetime supply of carrots at my home." Poof! It was done.
The bear thought to himself, Why is the rabbit wasting his wishes on such trivial things? Oh well. Aloud, he declared his final wish: "For my third wish, I wish that all the bears in the world were female." Poof! It was done.
The rabbit grinned and said, "For MY last wish, I want this bear to be gay." Poof! Then, he hopped on his motorcycle and rode away.