A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse begins with some basic measurements.
"How much do you weigh?" the nurse asks.
"115 pounds," the woman replies.
The nurse has her step on the scale. It shows her weight is actually 140 pounds.
Next, the nurse asks, "And your height?"
"Five foot eight," the woman says.
The nurse checks and finds she measures only 5'5".
Finally, the nurse takes her blood pressure and informs her it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" the woman exclaims. "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"