A new primary school teacher begins her first day by asking students to stand and introduce themselves.
The first child says, "My name is Mary Johnson."
"Thank you, Mary," says the teacher.
The second student says, "My name is Sam Smith."
"Thank you, Sam."
The third student says, "My name is Johnny Fuckhour."
The teacher is horrified and tells Johnny such language is not allowed. He insists, "Honest, my name is Johnny Fuckhour. If you don't believe me, check with the fifth grade where my brother is."
So the teacher goes to the fifth-grade class and asks, "Do you have a Fuckhour in here?"
A boy at the back stands up and says, "Hell, no! We don't even get a nap hour in here!"