After being served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, a Southern gentleman beckoned the waitress over and said quietly, "Miss, y'all sure are a lovely, lovely lady; can I persuade y'all to give me a piece of ass?"
"Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the waitress. She looked around, smiled, and added, "Sure, why not? You're nice lookin' too, and it's pretty slow here. Why don't we slip away to my room?"
Half an hour later, the pair returned. The man sat back down, and the waitress asked, "Will there be anything else, sir?"
"Why, yes," replied the gentleman. "Ah sure 'preciate what y'all just did for me; it was real sweet and neighborly. But where I come from in Alabama, we like our bourbon real cold, so I still need to trouble y'all for a piece of ice for my drink."