What is a spider's favorite TV show?
The newly web game!
What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?
You're spinning me a yarn here!
What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?
I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!
Why are spiders like tops?
They are always spinning!
What do you call 100 spiders on a tyre?
A spinning wheel!
What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?
Four anti-road protesters?
What did the spider say when he broke his new web?
Darn it!
What do you call a big Irish spider?
Paddy long legs!
What is red and dangerous?
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!