A doctor is talking to a car mechanic: "Your hourly rate is several times higher than what we get paid for medical care."
The mechanic replies, "That's true, doc. But you see, you've always worked on the same model—it hasn't changed since Adam. We, on the other hand, have to keep up with new models coming out every month."
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