Golf in Heaven | 天堂高尔夫

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Moses, Jesus, and an old man were playing a round of golf. Moses teed off, and his ball went straight into a pond. "No problem!" he said. He walked over, parted the water, and hit the ball again. This time, it landed about a foot from the hole.

Jesus then teed off. His ball flew to the left, hit a tree, and then miraculously bounced to within six inches of the hole.

The old man stepped up to tee off. As his ball headed for the pond, a huge bass jumped up and caught it in its mouth. Suddenly, an eagle swooped down, grabbed the bass, and flew over the green. The bass dropped the ball, and it rolled to within two inches of the hole! All of a sudden, a worm popped up and knocked the ball in—a hole in one.

Moses looked at Jesus and said, "You know, I really hate it when your dad plays."

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