An office manager arrives at his department and sees an employee sitting behind his desk, looking completely stressed out.
He offers some advice: "For two weeks, I went home every afternoon and had my wife give me a blowjob. It was fantastic and really helped me relax. You should try it too!"
Two weeks later, the manager returns to the department and finds the same employee at his desk, now happy and full of energy. Faxes are piling up, and the computer is running at full speed.
"I see you followed my advice?" the manager asks.
"I did," the employee replies. "It was great! By the way, I didn't know you had such a nice house!"