A businessman boards a flight and finds himself seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.
After exchanging brief hellos, he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics.
He asks her about the book. She replies, "This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It says that American Indian men have the longest average length, and Polish men have the largest average diameter. By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?"
He replies coolly, "Tonto Kowalski. Nice to meet you."
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