I'll Change My Name | 我会改名字

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At the age of 16, Edely decided to leave home and join a theater company. His father was appalled, "A son of mine on the stage? It's a disgrace!" he wailed. "What if the neighbors find out?"

"I'll change my name," the comic-to-be volunteered.

"Change your name!" his father screamed. "What if you're a success? How will the neighbors know it's my son?"

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