When Bob learned he would inherit a fortune upon his ailing father's death, he decided he needed a woman to share it with. One evening, he visited a singles bar and spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like an ordinary man," he said as he approached her, "but in a week or two, my father will pass away, and I'll inherit twenty million dollars."
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening.
Three days later, she became his stepmother.