Why did the spider buy a car?
So he could take it out for a spin!
What does a spider do when he gets angry?
He goes up the wall!
What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?
If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital!
Why are spiders good swimmers?
They have webbed feet!
How do you spot a modern spider?
He doesn't have a web; he has a website!
What are spiders' webs good for?
Spiders!
What kind of doctors are like spiders?
Spin doctors!
What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?
I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling, then run before it collapses!
What did the spider say to the fly?
"We're getting married. Do you want to come to the webbing?"
What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?
It became a daddy short legs!