The prison warden felt sorry for one inmate, George. Every Visitor's Day, most prisoners had visitors, but George always sat alone in his cell.
One Visitor's Day, the warden called George to his office. "I notice you've never had any visitors, George," he said sympathetically, placing a hand on George's shoulder. "Tell me, don't you have any friends or family?"
George replied, "Oh, sure I do, Warden. It's just that they're all in here!"
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