Actual Stupid Questions Asked | 法庭上的真实愚蠢提问

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The following excerpts are taken from real court records, as published in the Salt Lake Tribune.

  • Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning?

  • Q: What happened then?
    A: He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me."
    Q: Did he kill you?

  • Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?

  • The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?

  • Q: She had three children, right?
    A: Yes.
    Q: How many were boys?
    A: None.
    Q: Were there any girls?

  • Were you alone or by yourself?

  • Q: I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture?
    A: That's me.
    Q: Were you present when that picture was taken?

  • Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?

  • Q: You say that the stairs went down to the basement?
    A: Yes.
    Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

  • Q: Now then, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
    A: By death.
    Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

  • Q: Do you know how far pregnant you are now?
    A: I'll be three months on March 12th.
    Q: Apparently then, the date of conception was around January 12th?
    A: Yes.
    Q: What were you doing at that time?

  • Do you have any children or anything of that kind?

  • Was that the same nose you broke as a child?

  • Q: Mrs. Jones, do you believe you are emotionally stable?
    A: I used to be.
    Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

  • So, you were gone until you returned?

  • You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what it looked like, but can you describe it?

  • Q: Have you lived in this town all your life?
    A: Not yet.

  • A Texas attorney, realizing he was on the verge of unleashing a stupid question, interrupted himself and said, "Your Honor, I'd like to strike the next question."

  • Q: Do you recall approximately the time that you examined that body of Mr. Huntington at St. Mary's Hospital?
    A: It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 5:30 P.M.
    Q: And Mr. Huntington was dead at the time, is that correct?
    A: No, you idiot, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was performing an autopsy on him!

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