The Ducks of Heaven | 天堂的鸭子

点击查看中英对照

Three women die in an accident and go to heaven. Upon arrival, St. Peter tells them, "We have only one rule here: Don't step on the ducks." Heaven is indeed filled with ducks, making it nearly impossible to avoid them. Despite their best efforts, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

St. Peter immediately appears with the ugliest man she has ever seen. He chains them together and declares, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"

The next day, the second woman also steps on a duck. True to form, St. Peter arrives with another extremely ugly man and chains them together with the same admonishment.

Having witnessed this, the third woman is extremely careful. She manages for months without stepping on a single duck. One day, however, St. Peter approaches her with the most handsome man she has ever seen—very tall, tanned, and muscular. Without a word, St. Peter chains them together and leaves.

Puzzled, the woman asks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"

The man replies, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."

阅读记录
请先 登录 后记录阅读完成
为这篇文章评分
点击星星进行评分(1-5分)
相关文章
The Lost Man and His Pig | 迷路的人与他的猪

A man repeatedly fails to abandon his pig because it alwa...

beginner fiction
Imitate Birds | 模仿鸟儿

A job seeker claiming to imitate birds is dismissed as co...

anecdote beginner
The Mysterious Letter | 神秘来信

A wife confronts her husband about a mysterious perfumed ...

beginner dialogue
Brave Rats | 勇敢的老鼠

Three rats boast about their daring feats at a bar, but t...

animals beginner
Final Escape | 最后的逃生

Three condemned women use shouted distractions to escape ...

beginner blonde-joke
Anything | 任何事

A lonely forester's quest for companionship takes an unex...

beginner fiction
The Goldfish and the Cat | 金鱼与猫

A little girl buries her dead goldfish in a surprisingly ...

anecdote beginner
Bring Me a Glass of Milk | 给我捎杯牛奶

Mrs. Culkin sends her husband to confront a suspected pro...

beginner dialogue
A Small Head | 小脑袋

A curious boy asks an old man why his head is so small. T...

beginner dialogue
The Crocodile Dogfight | 鳄鱼斗犬

A satirical tale where Uncle Sam and Osama settle a war w...

beginner fiction
The Bait | 诱饵

Mr. Smith calls a doctor because a mouse ran into his sle...

anecdote beginner
Who Is This Man? | 这个男人是谁

Charles returns home at dawn to find his wife awake. When...

beginner dialogue
Legal Misunderstandings | 法律误解

A wealthy lawyer invites two destitute men and their fami...

beginner fiction
A Hasty Retreat | 仓皇归途

A mountain man returns home exhausted after a week, expla...

adventure beginner
Canine Complex | 犬类情结

A man seeks help from a psychiatrist for his persistent h...

beginner dialogue
The Curse | 咒语

An old man seeks a wizard's help to lift a 40-year-old cu...

beginner dialogue
Thirteen | 十三

A curious man peeks into an asylum where residents are ch...

anecdote beginner
The Lonely Frog | 孤独的青蛙

A lonely frog consults a psychic about his future and is ...

animals beginner
I Want Those Two Back | 我要那两人回来

Three colleagues find a magic lamp. The clerk and sales r...

beginner fiction
The Cat Came Back | 猫回来了

A man repeatedly tries to abandon his wife's cat far from...

anecdote beginner