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The Last Chance | 最后的机会
God humorously warns Adam to cherish his final moment of peaceful sleep before the creation of wo...
A Puzzling Puzzle | 令人困惑的拼图
A blonde asks her boyfriend for help with a difficult "tiger" jigsaw puzzle, only for him to disc...
A Mirror as a Gift | 镜子作礼
A man shopping for perfume repeatedly complains about the price, asking for something "really che...
The Weary Housewife | 疲惫的主妇
A weary housewife pours out her troubles to a caller she mistakes for her mother, who offers exte...
To Feel Like a Woman | 像个女人
A woman on a storm-ravaged flight, fearing death, desperately asks if anyone can make her "feel l...
Where's The Manager | 经理在哪儿
A woman uses increasingly intimate and suggestive behavior to get a flustered barman's attention ...
Just Sew the Buttonhole | 只缝扣眼
A husband asks if his shirt button has been sewn on, to which his wife humorously replies that sh...
Because I'm Blonde? | 因为我是金发吗？
A young girl repeatedly attributes her perceived advantages over her classmates to being blonde, ...
How About the Kitchen? | 去厨房怎么样？
Jack expresses his desire to vacation somewhere new, to which his wife Helen humorously suggests ...
What Are You Going to Do This Evening? | 今晚你要做什么？
Mr. Jones criticizes his wife's disheveled appearance after work, prompting their neighbor Mrs. B...
My Servant Will Clean It | 我的仆人会打扫
Two wealthy ladies in a taxi criticize drivers and owners for earning too much, yet immediately d...
I Want to Buy That | 我想买那个
A blonde woman repeatedly changes her hair color after being told by store clerks that they "don'...
The $65,000 Question | 六万五千美元的问题
A nervous quiz show contestant, Jane, gets the final answer from her husband the night before the...
Roses for My Wife | 给妻子的玫瑰
A man buys roses for his wife without a special occasion, prompting the florist to humorously wis...
The Genie's Warning | 精灵的警告
Three women find a genie who grants IQ-boosting wishes. The first two become brilliantly intellec...
The Blonde Cookbook | 金发厨娘烹饪周记
A humorous diary of a week's cooking misadventures, where the narrator's literal interpretations ...
Wood Fire | 森林之火
A woman humorously compares husbands to wood fires that die out if ignored, prompting her friend ...
Getting On The Bus | 上车记
A woman in a tight skirt repeatedly fails to board a bus and unknowingly unzips a stranger's pant...
The Jealous Wife | 吃醋的妻子
A story about a wife whose extreme jealousy leads her to make absurd accusations against her husb...
The Origin of Unrest | 不安的起源
A humorous and philosophical take on the biblical creation story, suggesting that the creation of...