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Honest Lawyer | 诚实的律师
A short, humorous joke that plays on the stereotype of lawyers being dishonest by suggesting that...
Two Questions | 两个问题
A client offers a lawyer $500 to answer two questions, and the lawyer's immediate response reveal...
Three Questions | 三个问题
A man questions a lawyer's high fee for three questions, only to have his complaint cleverly coun...
A Real Bargain | 真划算
A Lord Chief Justice, when asked for a small donation to bury a poor lawyer, sarcastically offere...
A Good Start | 良好的开端
A classic joke that uses a play on words to deliver a humorous punchline about lawyers. | 一个经典的英文...
A Lawyer and a Pig | 律师与猪
A classic joke contrasting professions and animal instincts, using wordplay on "cross" to deliver...
Eloquent Plea | 雄辩的陈词
A lawyer delivers an eloquent defense, painting her client as a paragon of virtue. The client, ov...
What Type of Tracks? | 这是什么动物的足迹？
Two lawyers argue over identifying animal tracks while hunting, failing to notice the approaching...
Lawyer's Trust | 律师的信任
A junior lawyer panics over forgetting to lock the safe, but his senior partner humorously reassu...
Dads a Lawyer | 爸爸是律师
Two boys meet in line and discuss their fathers' professions. When one proudly states his father ...
After the Police Leave | 警察离开之后
A lawyer and a doctor collide on a country road. The lawyer offers the shaken doctor a drink from...
A Real Bargain | 真划算
A judge, asked to donate a shilling for a poor lawyer's funeral, instead gives a guinea, sarcasti...
The Lawyer's Billable Hours | 律师的计费时间
A lawyer who died at 45 is told at Heaven's gate that he is actually 82, based on the total hours...
An Ounce of Brains | 一盎司的脑子
A lawyer needing a brain transplant is shocked to find lawyer brains priced exorbitantly higher t...
The Incompetent Lawyer | 不称职的律师
A lawyer stops a mental competency exam after two questions because he doesn't know the answer to...
You Won't Go to Jail | 你不会进监狱
A man embezzled millions and sought a lawyer's help to avoid jail. The lawyer assured him that wi...