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Two Hunters | 两个猎人
Two hunters ignore a pilot's weight limit, pressure him into overloading the plane with two moose...
Honest Lawyer | 诚实的律师
A short, humorous joke that plays on the stereotype of lawyers being dishonest by suggesting that...
A Dirty Taste | 难闻的味道
A rear tiger repeatedly licks the front tiger, apologizing each time. Finally, it explains the bi...
Two Questions | 两个问题
A client offers a lawyer $500 to answer two questions, and the lawyer's immediate response reveal...
Car Trouble | 汽车抛锚
A rabbi, a monk, and a lawyer, stranded after a car breakdown, take turns attempting to sleep in ...
Three Questions | 三个问题
A man questions a lawyer's high fee for three questions, only to have his complaint cleverly coun...
Which Heart Is Better? | 谁的心脏更好？
A heart attack patient must choose between a lawyer's heart and a social worker's for a transplan...
Do You Serve Lawyers | 您接待律师吗
A man brings an alligator into a bar and asks if lawyers are served, intending to get one for his...
A Good Start | 良好的开端
A classic joke that uses a play on words to deliver a humorous punchline about lawyers. | 一个经典的英文...
A Lawyer and a Pig | 律师与猪
A classic joke contrasting professions and animal instincts, using wordplay on "cross" to deliver...
What Type of Tracks? | 这是什么动物的足迹？
Two lawyers argue over identifying animal tracks while hunting, failing to notice the approaching...
The Smartest Dog | 最聪明的狗
Three professionals test their dogs' intelligence through impressive tasks. The architect's dog b...
Three in One Grave | 一墓三人
A visitor misinterprets a tombstone's description of one man with two attributes as indicating th...
All Lawyers Are Assholes! | 所有律师都是混蛋！
A joke about a bar patron who objects to a sweeping insult against lawyers, not because he is a l...
Coffee Break | 咖啡时间
Four surgeons humorously debate which profession is easiest to operate on, using stereotypes abou...
Lab Rats | 实验室里的“小白鼠”
A joke at a science convention explains why a lab switched from mice to lawyers for experiments, ...
Paramedic Lawyer | 急救员律师
Three paramedics boast about reducing response times with tech, but the biggest improvement comes...
A Lawyer and an Honest Man | 律师与诚实的人
A little girl misunderstands a tombstone inscription that reads "Here lies a lawyer and an honest...
An Ounce of Brains | 一盎司的脑子
A lawyer needing a brain transplant is shocked to find lawyer brains priced exorbitantly higher t...
The Operation | 手术
A lawyer wakes up after surgery to find the blinds drawn. The doctor explains it's to prevent him...