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Waste or Save | 浪费还是节约
A humorous dialogue where a father scolds his son for wasting time by sleeping, and the son cleve...
A Gentle Reminder | 委婉的提醒
A wife hints about their 35th anniversary at breakfast, but her husband humorously misunderstands...
Thirteen and Fourteen | 十三与十四
A curious man peeks into an asylum where residents are chanting "Thirteen!", only to get poked in...
The Spoiler Threat | 剧透的威胁
A subway commuter's refusal to make room for a fellow passenger leads to a witty and effective th...
Are You Normal? | 你是正常人吗？
A visitor at a mental asylum learns the director's unconventional test for normality, which revea...
Big Head | 大脑袋
A boy is upset because other children tease him about his large head. His mother comforts him but...
I'd Rather Buy a Gift | 我宁愿买一件礼物
A humorous anecdote where a father jokingly requests love, honor, and obedience as his birthday g...
The Value of a Good Question | 一个好问题的价值
A man inquires about a lawyer's fee for answering three questions. The lawyer's $400 quote and hi...
The Two Hunters | 两个猎人
A hunter calls emergency services after his companion collapses. Following the operator's instruc...
The Reason | 他的理由
A young writer, after having his novel rejected, cleverly points out that the editor could keep t...
Back Up Two Miles | 退后两英里
A farmer uses clever wording to make a hurried motorist reverse for two miles on a narrow road, r...
Good News and Bad News | 好消息与坏消息
A general offers his tired soldiers a complete change of clothing as good news, but the bad news ...
A Dear Memento | 珍贵的纪念品
A woman wears a locket containing her husband's hair, explaining its sentimental value lies in pr...
Rope or Ox? | 绳子还是公牛？
A man in jail explains his misfortune: he picked up what he thought was a discarded rope, only to...
Half Price Fortune | 半价财富
A humorous dialogue where Jack claims his daughter's music lessons are a fortune because they all...
Congratulations | 恭喜
A man calls an undertaker to arrange his wife's funeral, only for the undertaker to reveal he bur...
The Mean Man's Party | 吝啬鬼的待客之道
A notorious cheapskate instructs a friend to use his elbow and foot to ring the doorbell and open...
Is He Dying? | 他就要死了吗？
A man is devastated after being told he must take medication for life, until his friend's reassur...
My First and My Last | 第一次与最后一次
George, a skilled pilot, takes his friend Mark for a flight full of aerial tricks. After a harrow...
A Collection of Guo Degang's Hilarious Crosstalk Quotes | 郭德纲相声搞笑语录集锦
A curated collection of 30 iconic and humorous quotes from Guo Degang's crosstalk performances, s...