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Maternal Miracles | 母亲的奇迹
A young doctor's unconventional "diagnosis" of pregnancy for an elderly woman leads to a dramatic...
Childbirth Pain | 分娩之痛
A first-time mother asks her doctor about the pain of childbirth. The doctor, finding it hard to ...
An Apple a Day... | 一日一苹果……
A woman's self-perception clashes humorously with the nurse's measurements during her physical, l...
When to Stop? | 何时停下？
An 85-year-old man complains to his doctor about severe exhaustion after climbing each floor to h...
Don't Smoke! | 千万别抽烟！
A patient who drank gasoline is told by the doctor to simply avoid smoking. | 一位喝下汽油的病人被医生告知，接下来几...
Doctor's Orders | 医嘱
A humorous dialogue where Jack misunderstands the doctor's prescription to take medicine "in wate...
Seeking a Second Opinion | 求生
A dying patient, upon being asked by his doctor if he wishes to see anyone, requests to see anoth...
Send the Bill to My Father | 把账单给我父亲
A patient humorously suggests his father should pay the medical bill after being told his conditi...
The Secret to Longevity | 养生之道
A 76-year-old man attributes his good health to a marital agreement that sends him outdoors whene...
Your Halo Is Too Tight | 光圈太紧了
A devout man with impeccable habits complains of an incurable headache. After ruling out all comm...
Angel's Food vs. Devil's Food | 天使的食物与魔鬼的食物
This humorous allegory contrasts God's creation of healthy foods and tools for well-being with Sa...
Concussion | 脑震荡
A nurse monitors her nephew for concussion by waking him hourly to ask his name. The annoyed boy ...
Needles Are Not Nice | 打针一点也不好玩
Two boys at a clinic misunderstand medical procedures. Bill cries because his finger was pricked ...
Childproof Cap | 儿童安全瓶盖
A four-year-old girl, unable to open a childproof medicine bottle, is amazed when her mother expl...
Determining Sex | 确定婴儿性别
A humorous Q&A highlighting childbirth as the definitive method for determining a baby's biologic...
Vasectomy Consultation | 结扎手术咨询
A patient expresses his desire for a vasectomy to a doctor. The doctor emphasizes the seriousness...
The Unexpected Patient | 不期而至的病人
An 86-year-old man visits his doctor, concerned about physical symptoms during intimacy. The doct...
Good News and Bad News | 好消息与坏消息
A doctor delivers a diagnosis of Alzheimer's to a patient, framing it as 'bad news'. The punchlin...
Waking Up Late | 晚起之困
Three elderly men compare their morning health routines, with the oldest revealing that his robus...
No Frills Dentist Appointment | 直奔主题的牙医预约
Mr. Cohen insists on a quick, no-frills tooth extraction, impressing the dentist with his stoicis...