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Not Too Bad | 不算太坏
A humorous dialogue where an artist finds encouragement not from selling a painting, but from hav...
The Misunderstood Drawing | 被误解的画
Two Americans in Spain try to order milk by drawing a cow, but the waiter misunderstands and brin...
The Vice President of Peas | 豌豆副主管
A man brags about his VP promotion until his wife deflates his ego by claiming a grocery store ha...
The Price of a Perfect Woman | 完美女人的代价
A humorous dialogue in Eden where Adam bargains with God over the cost of creating a perfect comp...
Mother, You Can Come Down | 妈妈，您可以下来了
During a high tide, an elderly passenger navigates a narrow gangplank alone to disembark a cruise...
The Pale Watermelon | 脸色发白的西瓜
A woman buys a watermelon promised to be red and sweet. After it falls and breaks, revealing pale...
A Promise | 承诺
A hard-up author gives his landlady a convoluted and conditional promise to pay his rent arrears,...
In a Year | 一年后
A palmist tells a customer they will die within a year based on their life line, but humorously c...
How Many People Do You Have? | 请问你们有多少人？
An American asks for the most powerful pistol and then calls a bank to inquire about the number o...
So Would I | 我也是
A woman asks a clerk for a dress that fits her, and the clerk's tactless reply, "So would I," cre...
Imitate Birds | 模仿鸟儿
A job seeker claiming to imitate birds is dismissed as common, but then literally flies away, pro...
It Depends | 看情况
A traveler asks if he can catch a train, and the ticket agent humorously replies that it depends ...
A Broken Mirror's Blessing | 碎镜之福
A 98-year-old man joyfully explains that breaking a mirror, an omen of seven years' bad luck, is ...
Who's Minding the Shop? | 谁在照看店铺？
A dying grocer, with his entire family gathered at his bedside, becomes anxious upon confirming e...
The Thrifty Couple | 节俭的夫妇
A story about an extremely frugal elderly couple. The wife becomes alarmed when her husband naps ...
When Do People Talk Least? | 人们何时说话最少？
A short dialogue uses a pun on the word "least" to create a humorous riddle, linking it to the sh...
Secret for a Long Life | 长寿秘诀
A woman asks a seemingly elderly man on a porch for his secret to a long, happy life. His shockin...
Clever Thieves | 聪明的小偷
A humorous dialogue between a police officer and a theft victim, where the victim's inability to ...
Who Is to Blame? | 该怪谁
A woman hit at a junction is blamed by the man and a biased witness, who admits his judgment is i...
I'm the Devil | 魔鬼的妹夫
A wife dresses as the Devil to scare her drunken husband into sobriety, but his witty retort turn...