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I Need A Raise | 我需要加薪
An employee uses "S" symbols to hint at needing a "Salary" raise, while the boss cleverly replies...
What a Big Deal | 我是来装电话的
A new businessman pretends to close a big deal on the phone to impress a visitor, only to find ou...
Psychology in Action | 心理学的妙用
A captain uses tailored psychological appeals based on national stereotypes to convince reluctant...
The Businessman's Solution | 商人的解决方案
A family buys a large watchdog that fails to alert them during a burglary. The dealer humorously ...
Millionaire | 百万富翁
A CEO humorously remarks that his wife turned him into a millionaire, implying he was much wealth...
The Power of Advertising | 广告的效力
A car dealer shares an ironic anecdote about advertising: after offering a reward for his lost do...
The Psychological Test | 心理测试
A manager uses a simple arithmetic question in a psychological test to assess three secretary can...
The Customer Is Always Right | 顾客永远是对的
A shop manager scolds an employee for arguing with a customer, insisting "the customer is always ...
The Power of Repetition | 重复的力量
A boss preaches the absolute necessity of relentless repetition in sales. His employee then cleve...
Who's Minding the Shop? | 谁在照看店铺？
A dying grocer, with his entire family gathered at his bedside, becomes anxious upon confirming e...
Make Your Fortune | 如何创造财富
A witty dialogue reveals a clever partnership where experience and capital are exchanged, ultimat...
The Power of Advertising | 广告的力量
A group of businessmen debate the effectiveness of TV ads. Mr. Grey, a car dealer, shares his iro...
The New Employee | 新员工
A new employee, confronted about lying on his resume regarding five years of experience, cleverly...
That's the Office You Have Now | 你现在的办公室
A newly promoted employee requests a private office but is offered three problematic alternatives...
Chairs from the 1930s | 来自1930年代的椅子
A woman called a long-established furniture store to replace chairs she purchased in the 1930s. W...
To Drum Up Business | 招揽生意
A man's comical slip on a banana peel attracts opportunistic professionals—a doctor, a lawyer, an...
The Salary Theorem | 薪资定理
This article humorously presents Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" through a mock-scientific derivation,...
The Corporate Monkey Tree | 公司如猴树
A vivid metaphor comparing corporate hierarchy to monkeys on a tree, highlighting the contrasting...
Time Is Money | 时间就是金钱
A passenger points out to a taxi driver that the running meter during a stop proves the adage "ti...
Doing Business | 生意之道
A man finds absurdly low prices at a bar. When he asks for the owner, the bartender reveals the o...