blonde-joke
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Toilet Paper | 厕纸
A blonde laughs at a brunette who goes to fetch toilet paper after a seagull defecates on the blo...
A Blonde Forever | 永远的金发女郎
A blonde dyes her hair to escape jokes, but her true nature is humorously revealed in a witty exc...
The Highway Blonde | 高速路上的金发女郎
A blonde driver's repeated violation of a trucker's simple command—to stay in a circle—leads to e...
The Circle and the Car | 圆圈与汽车
A blonde, after a collision, is confined to a chalk circle by an angry truck driver who proceeds ...
Flashlight | 手电筒
A short joke playing on the literal interpretation of "making someone's eyes light up." | 一个基于对“让...
Blondes at a Lightbulb | 金发女郎换灯泡
Three blondes call 911 for help while changing a light bulb. After confirming all steps were done...
Rowing in a Wheat Field | 麦田划船
Two blondes mock a third blonde rowing a boat in a wheat field, ironically reinforcing the stereo...
You've Got Blonde Mail | 金发女郎的邮件
A blonde woman repeatedly checks her physical mailbox because her computer keeps notifying her "Y...
Car Troubles | 修车趣事
A blonde woman is tricked by a mechanic into believing she can fix her hail-damaged car by blowin...
The Blonde's Pigs | 金发女郎的猪
Two blondes repeatedly mutilate their pigs to tell them apart, only for the injuries to be mirror...
Blonde Painting | 金发女郎的“门廊”绘画
A blonde woman, hired to paint a porch for $50, finishes the job in 25 minutes, revealing a humor...
Interview With a Blonde | 金发女郎的面试
A blonde woman gives creatively literal answers to a sheriff's interview questions, leading to a ...
Mama Needs A New Pair of Shoes | 妈妈需要一双新鞋
A determined blonde, unwilling to pay for alligator shoes, decides to catch her own alligator in ...