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Three Robbers in Potato Sacks | 麻袋里的三个盗贼
Three female robbers hide in potato sacks to evade a police officer. The first two imitate animal...
The Window Seat Joke | 飞机靠窗座位的笑话
A humorous joke explains why a blonde woman refuses a window seat on a plane, relating it to her ...
Two Blind Hunters | 两位盲目的猎人
Two blonde hunters, lost in the woods, repeatedly fire shots for help as instructed, only to real...
Six or Twelve? | 六块还是十二块？
A blonde, when asked if she wants her pizza cut into six or twelve pieces, chooses six because sh...
Blondes and the News | 金发女郎与新闻
Two women watch a live news report of a man threatening to jump off a bridge. One, having seen an...
The English Channel Breast Stroke Competition | 英吉利海峡蛙泳比赛
Three women compete in a breaststroke race across the English Channel. The blonde arrives last an...
The Handy-Woman | 全能女工
A blonde woman offers to paint a porch for $50, leading the homeowners to assume she's underestim...
Final Escape | 最后的逃生
Three condemned women use shouted distractions to escape execution, but the third's attempt backf...
The Detection Test | 观察力测试
Three blonde applicants undergo a quick observation test by a detective. The first two fail by mi...
A Blonde's Problem | 金发女郎的烦恼
A blonde's morning flatulence habit annoys her husband, who plays a prank by placing pig scraps i...
Does It Hurt When I Do This? | 我这样做会疼吗？
A woman complains of pain everywhere she touches. The doctor discovers the real cause is her brok...
Swimming | 游泳
Three women stranded on an island attempt to swim to distant land they finally spot. The first tw...
The Blonde Kidnapper | 金发绑匪
A desperate blonde kidnaps a boy for ransom, but the boy's mother, also a blonde, pays the ransom...
The Blonde's Ransom | 金发女郎的赎金
A down-on-her-luck blonde attempts a kidnapping for ransom, but the plan backfires with an ironic...
Blondes Say The Darndest Things | 金发女郎的妙语
Three women facing execution use distractions to escape; the first two shout "Earthquake!" and "T...
Bad Blonde Day | 金发女郎的糟糕一天
A short joke that humorously depicts a blonde woman's disoriented state on a bad day through a mi...
The Appliance Store | 电器商店
A blonde woman is denied a purchase at an appliance store because of her hair color. After disgui...
The Blonde Swimmer | 金发游泳选手
A blonde swimmer, finishing far behind her competitors in a breaststroke race, receives a bronze ...
Speeding Blonde | 超速的金发女郎
A police officer pulls over a stunning blonde for speeding. Her apparent ignorance during the rou...
The Blondes' Disney Trip | 金发女郎的迪士尼之旅
Two blondes misinterpret a directional sign for Disney World as an announcement of its closure, l...