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No Price Reduction | 恕不降价
A nun, worried about her bill at the supermarket, kneels to calculate her total, only to be humor...
How to Get into Heaven | 如何进入天堂
A Sunday school teacher asks children what good deeds would grant entry to heaven, only to receiv...
The Snorer | 打瞌睡的人
A preacher tries to shame a congregant who always sleeps during sermons by calling for votes for ...
Marriage in Heaven | 天堂婚礼
A couple who died en route to their wedding asks St. Peter about getting married in heaven. When ...
Church Smiles | 教堂里的微笑
A lady humorously tells a postal clerk that only the Ten Commandments are breakable in the family...
Sales | 销售
A story about an old woman on a turbulent flight who asks the Pope for help, only to receive a wi...
Legal Consultation | 法律咨询
A butcher cleverly gets a lawyer to pay for meat stolen by his unleashed dog, only to later recei...
Two Kinds of People | 世上的两种人
This quote humorously contrasts two fundamental attitudes towards life: the grateful optimist and...
Nest and Hair | 鸟窝与头发
A student tells her teacher about a bird's nest outside, and when asked to describe it, she innoc...
Weird Names | 奇怪的名字
A boy questions his father's unusual naming method, only to discover his own name follows the sam...
The Big Sissy | 胆小鬼
A boy, scared of a thunderstorm, asks his mother to sleep with him, but she declines to sleep wit...
A Boy's Motorcycle Dream | 男孩的摩托车梦
A five-year-old boy, obsessed with motorcycles, misunderstands his father's joking prohibition an...
Harry's Exam | 哈利的考试
A precocious first-grader convinces his teacher and principal to test him for advancement with a ...
Knock Knock | 敲门笑话
A classic knock-knock joke based on a pun, where "Lettuce" sounds like "Let us." | 一个经典的英语双关语敲门笑话...
He Is Really Somebody | 他真是个大人物
A child boasts that his uncle has a thousand subordinates, leading a man to assume he is an impor...
Who Discovered Australia? | 谁发现了澳大利亚？
A teacher asks a student to point out Australia on a map, then humorously asks another student wh...
Asking Mommy | 问妈妈
A curious boy, frustrated by his mother's evasive answers about her age, weight, and divorce, get...
The Author's Son | 作家的儿子
A bishop asks an author's son if he wishes to follow in his father's footsteps. The boy reveals a...
Give Me a Dollar | 给我一块钱
A son asks his father for a dime. When the father suggests he's too old to keep begging for small...
A Useful Way | 一个实用的方法
A humorous dialogue where a boy drinks a lot of water after eating an unwashed apple, implying he...