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Redneck Sex Quiz | 乡村性知识趣味测试
A humorous and satirical true/false quiz that intentionally pairs sexual and anatomical terms wit...
Canine Complex | 犬类情结
A man seeks help from a psychiatrist for his persistent hallucination of being a Pyrenees mountai...
Weather Forecast | 天气预报
A modern tribal chief, unsure about the winter forecast, repeatedly calls the National Weather Se...
Redneck at the Beach | 海滩上的红脖子
A redneck seeks advice from a Frenchman on how to attract women at the beach, following a series ...
To Borrow an Ox | 借公牛一用
An illiterate rich man, upon receiving a written request to borrow an ox, pretends to read the no...
You Will Soon Get Used to It | 你很快就会习惯的
A foolish young man squanders his inheritance and loses his friends. Seeking advice, he is told b...
The Blind Man | 盲人
A Mother Superior, assuming a visitor is visually impaired, speaks to him at length while showeri...
You May Put My Beard On Again | 请把我的胡子粘回去
A broom seller cleverly turns a barber's unfair bargaining tactic against him, offering to pay on...
Please Call | 请来电
A newspaper ad asks a recognized wallet finder to return it. A later ad from the finder asks the ...
Changing a Light Bulb | 换灯泡
A humorous joke about a simple task gone wrong, highlighting the contrast between the ease of put...
Goldfish Dilemma | 金鱼难题
Stan wins 92 goldfish and plans to keep them in his bathroom. When Fred questions how he'll bathe...
The Looney Bin | 疯人院
A humorous short story set in an asylum, where one inmate's claim of being Napoleon, backed by di...
Crowded Crescent | 拥挤的月牙
A teacher explains the moon's size could accommodate millions, prompting a student to humorously ...
The Costly Fish | 昂贵的鱼
Two friends spend a significant amount on a fishing trip but catch only one fish. Upon calculatin...
Farmer's Pun | 农夫的双关语
A pun based on the homophones "whine" and "wine", humorously suggesting a basement full of compla...
Three Robbers in Potato Sacks | 麻袋里的三个盗贼
Three female robbers hide in potato sacks to evade a police officer. The first two imitate animal...
A Letter Home | 家书
A young woman writes home from Marine Corps boot camp, humorously contrasting the regimented but ...
The Smart Housewife | 精明的家庭主妇
A housewife misunderstands efficiency, thinking two efficient stoves would eliminate coal use ent...
The Man Who Knew the Future | 知晓未来的人
A man ignores a stranger's logical warning about his dangerous tree-cutting method, only to reali...
The Absent-minded Professor | 心不在焉的教授
A professor, lost in thought, fails to recognize a thief's hand in his own pocket as foreign, hum...