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Why Does the Dog Watch Me Eat? | 狗为何盯着我吃饭？
A guest questions why a dog intently watches them eat, and the host humorously suggests it's beca...
The Cat Examination | 猫咪检查
A doctor asks a patient basic questions about a cat's anatomy, leading to the patient's sarcastic...
Liver and Cheese | 肝与奶酪
Three male dogs compete for a Poodle's favor by using "liver" and "cheese" in a sentence. The fir...
Animal Complaints | 动物们的抱怨
Three animals complain to God about their physical traits, only to have God point out the hidden ...
The Cross-eyed Rottweiler | 斗鸡眼罗威纳犬
A man brings his cross-eyed Rottweiler to the vet, concerned about its eyes. The vet's alarming s...
The Hamster and the Frog | 仓鼠与青蛙
A man uses a piano-playing hamster to pay for his meal, then sells a singing frog for $300, revea...
Gone to the Dogs | 狗命不保
A man takes his seemingly dead dog to the vet, who uses a cat to confirm its demise and then pres...
The Lion and the Ass | 狮子与驴
A lion and an ass hunt together, with the ass's loud braying flushing out prey for the lion to ca...
The Bookish Chicken | 爱读书的鸡
A librarian is repeatedly asked for books by a chicken. Her curiosity leads her to follow the chi...
Brave Rats | 勇敢的老鼠
Three rats boast about their daring feats at a bar, but the third rat's claim of going home to bo...
The Lonely Frog | 孤独的青蛙
A lonely frog consults a psychic about his future and is told he will meet a girl who wants to kn...
Horsing Around | 马儿闲谈
Two racehorses lament their poor performance despite excellent breeding and care. A dog offers st...
Poisonous Snakes | 毒蛇
A snake, after accidentally biting its own lip, questions its companion about whether they are po...
The Smartest Dog? | 史上最聪明的狗？
A butcher follows a remarkably intelligent dog that shops, uses public transit, and navigates hom...
I've Just Bitten My Tongue | 我刚刚咬到了舌头
A young snake, after accidentally biting its own tongue, anxiously asks its mother if their speci...
Slug Jokes | 鼻涕虫笑话集
A collection of pun-based jokes featuring slugs and snails, playing on words like "slime" and "sl...
Udderly Hilarious: 20 Cow Jokes | 与奶牛有关的20个英语笑话
A collection of 20 pun-based jokes centered around cows, dairy, and farm life, showcasing wordpla...
Randy the Rooster | 公鸡兰迪
A farmer buys an energetic rooster named Randy to service his hens. Ignoring advice to pace himse...