Bear Left | 熊左转

English Original

Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting.

They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read "BEAR LEFT," so they went home.


中文翻译

两名波兰猎人正驾车穿越乡间,准备去猎熊。

他们来到一个岔路口,看到一块路牌上写着“熊左转”,于是他们就回家了。

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