English Original
A young boy from an all-white family was playing in the mud. After rolling around, he realized he was covered in it. He went inside and told his mother, "Look, Mom, I'm black."
"Come here," she said. When he approached, she whooped him. "Go tell your father what you did," she instructed.
The boy went to his father and said, "Look, Dad, I'm black."
"Come here," his father said, and then he also started to whoop him. "Go tell your grandmother what you did."
The grandmother did the same thing.
Finally, the boy returned to his mother. She asked him, "What have you learned today?"
The boy replied, "I've been black for five minutes, and I already hate you white bastards!!!"
中文翻译
一个来自纯白人家庭的小男孩正在泥地里玩耍。他在地上打滚后，发现自己浑身沾满了泥巴。他走进屋里，告诉他的母亲：“看，妈妈，我变成黑人了。”
“过来，”她说。当他走近时，她揍了他一顿。“去告诉你爸爸你做了什么，”她命令道。
男孩走到父亲面前说：“看，爸爸，我变成黑人了。”
“过来，”他父亲说，然后也开始揍他。“去告诉你奶奶你做了什么。”
他的祖母也做了同样的事。
最后，男孩回到母亲身边。她问他：“你今天学到了什么？”
男孩回答说：“我才当了五分钟黑人，就已经恨死你们这些白鬼子了！！！”