English Original
Several men were in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly, a cell phone on one of the benches rang. A man picked it up, and the following conversation ensued:
"Hello?"
"Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
"Yes."
"Great! I'm at the mall two blocks from you. I saw a beautiful mink coat... It's absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?"
"What's the price?"
"Only $150,000."
"Well, OK, go ahead and get it if you like it that much..."
"Ah, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2004 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price... since we need to replace the BMW we bought last year..."
"What price did he quote you?"
"Only $60,000..."
"OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."
"Great! Before we hang up, something else..."
"What?"
"It might seem like a lot, but I was checking your bank account and... I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we looked at last year. It's on sale! Remember? The one with a pool, an English garden, an acre of park area, beachfront property..."
"How much are they asking?"
"Only $450,000... a fantastic price, and I see we have that much in the bank..."
"Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?"
"OK, sweetie... Thanks! I'll see you later! I love you!!!"
"Bye... I love you too."
The man hung up, closed the phone, raised his hand holding it, and asked everyone present: "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
中文翻译
在一家私人俱乐部的更衣室里，有几个刚锻炼完的男人。突然，一张长椅上的手机响了。一个男人拿了起来，于是有了下面这段对话：
“喂？”
“亲爱的，是我。你在俱乐部吗？”
“是啊。”
“太好了！我在离你两个街区的商场里。我看上了一件非常漂亮的貂皮外套……简直太美了！我可以买吗？”
“多少钱？”
“才15万美元。”
“好吧，可以，买吧，只要你那么喜欢……”
“对了，我还去了梅赛德斯经销商那里，看了2004年的车型。我看上了一款。我和销售员谈了，他给了我一个很优惠的价格……反正我们也需要换掉去年买的那辆宝马……”
“他报价多少？”
“才6万美元……”
“好的，但这个价格我要所有的选装配件。”
“太棒了！挂电话前，还有件事……”
“什么事？”
“这可能看起来要花一大笔钱，但我刚才在核对你的银行账户……而且我今天早上顺路去了房产中介，看到了我们去年看过的那栋房子。它正在出售！记得吗？带游泳池、英式花园、一英亩公园区域、海滨地产的那栋……”
“他们要价多少？”
“才45万美元……价格好极了，而且我看到我们银行里有足够的钱……”
“好吧，那就去买下来吧，但只出价42万美元，好吗？”
“好的，亲爱的……谢谢！一会儿见！我爱你！！！”
“再见……我也爱你。”
男人挂断电话，合上手机，举起握着手机的手，问在场所有人：“有谁知道这部手机是谁的吗？”