English Original
A woman named Mary decides to do something adventurous and rents her first adult video. She browses the store and selects a title that sounds stimulating. After driving home, she sets a mood with candles and comfortable attire, then inserts the tape into the VCR.
To her disappointment, the screen shows only static. She calls the store to complain, stating, "I just rented an adult movie, but there's nothing on the tape except static."
The clerk apologizes, explaining they've had issues with some tapes, and asks, "Which title did you rent?"
Mary replies, "Head Cleaner."
中文翻译
一位名叫玛丽的女士决定尝试些大胆的事，于是去租了她的第一部成人影片。她在店里浏览一番，选了一个听起来很刺激的片名。开车回家后，她点上蜡烛，换上舒适的衣服，营造好氛围，然后将录像带放入录像机。
令她失望的是，屏幕上只有一片雪花。她打电话给商店投诉，说：“我刚从你们那儿租了一部成人电影，但带子上除了雪花什么都没有。”
店员道了歉，解释说他们的一些带子有问题，并问道：“您租的是哪部片子？”
玛丽回答：“《清洁磁头》。”