A doctor entered the hospital ward and said to Mr. Johnson, "I have some good news and some bad news for you."
Mr. Johnson replied, "Please, give me the good news first."
The doctor said, "The doctors here are going to name an incurable disease after you."
一位医生走进病房，对强森先生说：“我有一个好消息和一个坏消息要告诉你。”
强森先生答道：“请先告诉我好消息吧！”
医生说：“这里的医生们决定用你的名字来命名一种不治之症。”
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