The bus was crowded. As one more man tried to get on, the passengers refused to let him aboard.
"It's too crowded!" they shouted. "Who do you think you are?"
"I am the driver," he said.
公共汽车上很拥挤。当又一个人试图上车时，乘客们拒绝让他上车。
“车上太挤了！”他们喊道，“你以为你是谁？”
“我是司机。”他说。
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