A woman enters a bar with a small Chihuahua on a leash. She takes a seat at the bar next to a drunk man.
The drunk man sways, leans over, and—splat!—vomits all over the dog.
Looking down at the little dog struggling in the pool of vomit, the drunk slurs, "I don't remember eating that!"
一位女士牵着一只系着皮带的小吉娃娃走进酒吧。她在吧台边坐下，旁边是一个醉汉。
醉汉摇摇晃晃，身体前倾，然后——噗嗤一声！——呕吐物吐了小狗一身。
醉汉低头看着在呕吐物中挣扎的小狗，口齿不清地说道：“我不记得我吃过这个！”
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