Amnesia | 失忆症

English Original

A senile actress went to see a doctor. The doctor enquired, "How old are you?" The actress said: "Twenty-two." So the doctor scribbled down on her case history: "Amnesia."


中文翻译

一位年迈的女演员去看医生。医生询问道:“您多大年纪了?”女演员说:“22岁。”于是医生在她的病历上草草写下:“失忆症。”

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